um... maybe another reason not too be obsessed with work??

Ya just gotta love the Canadians....

i guess my job could actually be worse...

...just enjoying another day at the office...

so it's been kinda hot and i have my door open so i could get a breeze going and monica who's this babe from haiti who lives up on the 3rd floor comes down the stairs and i'm all like hi and she's all hi with that hot french accent and she glances back and i'm all like wow she is such a hottie and she goes down to the basement where the kitchen is and i'm like laying on the floor trying to stay cool and then wow i hear this terrible scream so i run downstairs cuz maybe one of the homeless people snuck in and was raiding the fridge or something cuz they're always around pissin in the alley or something but no there's just monica standing there looking like she just seen a ghost or something so i'm like WTF? and she's all like OMG and i'm like what? and she's all there's a rat down here and i'm like no way and she's like way and i say so where is it and she says behind the refrigerator so i'm like no way and she's like way and so i go look and there's nothin and she's like over there standing in the middle of the floor up on her tippytoes and so i grab the broom and jam it behind the fridge and i say see there's like nothing there and then this freekin enourmous rat comes flying out and runs straight for monica and she screams like satan and the rat runs *right*between*her*legs* i'm not kidding and we both just about piss ourselves and the rat disappears into the wall

Aussies are so dang hilarious - thank you Mark Cohen!

OMG!

...how did a month go by already!?

Just another exciting day...

?

Why?

my kinda gym!

i really planned on writing something in here tonight but then i went out instead and found an old door that i wanted at this second hand store cuz i think it'd look a lot better than the one i have now cuz it's actually wood and everything so i thought about how would i get it home and i wasn't exactly sure cuz it's not like you can take a door on the bus or something without people whining about it and maybe they'd even charge me extra to bring it along and that hardly seemed fair so i just decided it wasn't worth the effort since it's a rental anyway and like the landlord is hardly the type to reimburse me or anything anyway.

and thank gawd...

...no one is visiting this blog. i'd hate to have to respond or say something on purpose...

...maybe we should all be installed with one of these when we're born. it'd save us all so much confusion...

um....

...this being the lazy man's non-blog uh you probably shouldn't expect a lot.... just sayin'...